Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

awildkeychangeappears:

witch-breed:

morinozukas:

saltt:

ectobifurious:

felisaugustus:

motherfuck I am literally crying

melons

he called me melon. it mean dirty bleed.

WHAT’S UP WITH THE FUCKING MELONS, THOUGH

tom maffle rudi, I’m fudi.

WOW MELONS IT’S BEEN SO LONG

PROFESSOR MIKE
AND ALL THE STONED PEOPLE
I CAN’T 

penotbutter:

kari-oke:

nationalgeographicnipples:

unreadablemind:

homestuckandcartoons:

suckmycholo:

doctor what

doctor where

doctor when

doctor why

doctor how

doctor chicka chicka slim shady

marmittes:

do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realize you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

goddammitzak:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

I’m alfredo-f what will happen to his family.

This is bologna, we shouldn’t be making jokes about a man’s death.

But I bet his death Americanized him a little. Cuz what do skeletons eat for dinner? RIBS.